Hello! My name is Craig and I am Jesus's cousin.
I'm Welsh and I'm also a great magician.
When I'm not drinking alcohol I'm drinking tea and when I'm not drinking tea I'm drinking the blood of an infant.
I enjoy many things in life such as laughing at fat folk and punching the elderly for being elderly.
I think having sex is pretty decent but like it isn't if the girl turns out to be a guy in disguise.